Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A Story About Fantasy Baseball and Doing a Fist Pump

Our story begins with a close-up of an alarm clock. It's one of those alarm clocks from the eighties where the numbers flip over. It says 4:59 am. Then, suddenly, it flips to 5:00. And Huey Lewis kicks on. It's the Power of Love.

Our protagonist and fantasy baseball fanatic, Andy, lets out a gnarly grunt. "Oh man, Huey Lewis? This is going to be the worst day of my life." That's foreshadowing.